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When you work for a technology company full time - what you find funny becomes less and less funny.

When you work for a technology company full time - what you find funny becomes less and less funny.

This happened.

This happened.

Filed Under : Things I bought today that I am seriously underwhelmed by.
Get a grip, Makeup Forever! I could have achieved this look by rubbing loose charcoal on my lashes, and without spending $22.

Filed Under : Things I bought today that I am seriously underwhelmed by.

Get a grip, Makeup Forever! I could have achieved this look by rubbing loose charcoal on my lashes, and without spending $22.

I don’t usually have ~nice feelings, but this is really cute.
Not long after I decided to move to New Orleans, my younger sister decided that she just HAD to get out of that little town we both grew up in - and enrolled in a university about 45 min outside of NOLA. She’s the ~golden child~ whatever. Whatever. Anyway, my dad is from New Orleans, he is obsessed with everything Louisiana, and ALL of his family is still living there.. and soon, we’re all going to be down there together. And that’s so sappy, but really …. nice.

#mylife

I don’t usually have ~nice feelings, but this is really cute.

Not long after I decided to move to New Orleans, my younger sister decided that she just HAD to get out of that little town we both grew up in - and enrolled in a university about 45 min outside of NOLA. She’s the ~golden child~ whatever. Whatever. Anyway, my dad is from New Orleans, he is obsessed with everything Louisiana, and ALL of his family is still living there.. and soon, we’re all going to be down there together. And that’s so sappy, but really …. nice.

#mylife

SEXIEST TIMES ABOUT TO BE HAD.

SEXIEST TIMES ABOUT TO BE HAD.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Track: Cute Without The 'E' (Cut From The Team)
Artist: Taking Back Sunday
Caption:

Taking Back Sunday - Cute Without the E (Cut from the Team)

CIRCA MARCHING BAND 2004

and several trips in Maurices car attempting harmonies and rounds in the years to follow.

yr such a sucker for a sweet talker

(via loveisall)

Source : tommyxvx

I had a really raunchy sex dream about Blake Lively last night.

Why yr pussy invading my subconscious, Serena Van der Woodsen?!

oh yeah. today this man in the panera parking lot stopped me to tell me I was beautiful.

I was really startled, mostly because I was in a rush - and then I got distracted by the child he was carrying and must’ve seemed really confused because he repeated himself nearly yelling..when I finally registered what he had said, and muttered ‘dfsdfkjthanks??wampwamp’ I got into my car like ~

chapter 1 vol. 1 one of ‘can’t take a compliment’

F*ck


Dad: Your brother dropped psychology to go into Art. Hes not F*cking good at Art.
Source : whenparentstext
Sure, it sucked to be lost, but I’d long ago realized I preferred it to depending on anyone else to get me where I needed to go. That was the thing about being alone, in theory or in principle. Whatever happened - good, bad, or anywhere in between - it was always, if nothing else, all your own.

Sarah Dessen 

Way too much truth.

Source : chasingdowntheavenue
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Track: Goodbye
Artist: Best Coast
Caption:

wondershh:

I lost my job.
I miss my mom.

I wish my cat could talk.

Every time you leave this house, everything falls apart.

Source : pugswithdrugs