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I love this.

Part of The Frisky’s [www.thefrisky.com] 30 day break-up guide, day 24.

SO relevant.

Go To A Movie By Yourself
Remember when your loser ex used to bitch about your taste in movies? Today, you’re disassociating movies in the theater from first dates and hand-holding, and you’re claiming the big screen for yourself. Go see a film that he would he would have rather swallowed nail-polish remover than sit through, a foreign film so you can brush up your hackney French, “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Part 347,” or the kind of explosion-loaded action flick that he always said was full of empty mind calories. It might be a little scary to go alone, so buy some M&M’s for a comfort snack. And popcorn. Or, better yet, put the M&M’s in the popcorn. They’re really good that way.