scorp talk

I’ve been reading astrobarry’s horoscopes for about a year now, and somewhere in the last few months I’ve picked up Rob Brezsny’s, freewillastrology as well - just as something to add to my early week regime. When I first started reading astrobarry, his language and structure mostly just confused me and left me stranded dictionary.com, but I kept reading them anyway - and now I  finally feel like I “get it.” But Rob’s? This shit is straight cryptic. See below:

You’ve got to cry one more tear before the pungent comedy will deliver its ultimate lesson and leave you in peace. You’ve got to make one further promise to yourself before you will be released from the twilight area where pain and pleasure became so tangled. You’ve got to navigate your way through one more small surrender before you will be cleared to hunt down your rebirth in earnest. But meanwhile, the catharses and epiphanies just keep on erupting. You’re growing more soulful and less subject to people’s delusions by the minute. Your rather unconventional attempts at healing are working — maybe not as rapidly as you’d like, but still, they are working. 

Oh, and the week starts on a Wednesday for these guys which I mean, I guess makes sense somewhere. 
But I mean… what?